This hardy perennial crops up every year around this time. A quick search on Google returned thousands of results, but its origin remains obscure. The earliest version I could find dates from December, 1993.
So why not just link to one of those search results instead of reposting it here? Well, because no matter how many times I read it, it still makes me smile. Which is one definition of a classic. And classics bear repeating.
Oh, and one last thing… a happy Christmas to all and political correctness be damned! 🙂